No need for debate

This is an actual email I received.

Dear Mrs/Ms. Price,
I am a 17 year old who loves his country and respects the fact that you are voicing your opinion. However, what did liberals do that was so offensive to the Republican party? I'll tell you what they did. Liberals got women the right to vote. Liberals got African-Americans the right to vote. Liberals created Social Security and lifted millions of elderly people out of poverty. Liberals ended segregation. Liberals passed the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act. Liberals created Medicare. Liberals passed the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act. What did conservatives do? They opposed them on every one of those things ­ every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'Liberal,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work. Because I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor. Mrs./Ms. Price, your remarks about liberals, minorities, gays, and others who you consider to be ungodly are appalling. From what my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ told me, he loves all of mankind. You may say that things like gay marriage should be condemned and gays are an abomination to the Bible. Though I agree with the Bible, it also says that if you wear two different kinds of threads you can be burned in a family gathering or your father can sell you into slavery as it states in Exodus 21:7. Mrs./Ms. Price, as much as I love the Bible and my God, what you are saying is exactly the opposite of what Jesus told us to do even though you state that you speak for the "silent majority" (white, conservative, straight, Christians). Nothing is Christian about what you say, but I forgive you for that and I hope and pray that you become a little more respectful towards the people who make up our great nation. Lastly, I ask that you reply to this e-mail because only a spineless individual who realizes how wrong they are would not reply. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Michael Mercado-

Young Democrat who loves his country

I had to reply since I do, in fact have a spine:

Dear Michael,

I'm a fan of The West Wing too!

Love,
Carol Lynn Price

Mid-Term Mediocrity

Stealing, or as the Democrats want to call it - 'winning' control of the House and Senate by such a narrow margin indicates the popularity of Bush and his policies.

Think about it: Bush has received more votes than any member of Congress! Or for that matter - the Senate.

The left wing and their noise machine have been using the lowest of tactics. They use lies and intimidation to scare up votes. When that doesn't work - they use cronyism - voter fraud - technical difficulties and sabotage. They have proven that there are no depths to which they will not sink in order to keep themselves in power.

It's disgraceful and as an American - as a patriot - I am ashamed. I am embarrassed. My conscience hangs heavy.

Well, Forshame-Ocrats - you may have 'won' the battle for the Senate - but you'll never win the war (in Iraq).

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This was left in the comments section by Dann:

Hi Carol Lynn.

I'm Australian and I fear our government isn't right-wing enough. What can I do to make my tiny, insignificant country more conservative?

You poor man, an intelligent, god-fearing conservative stuck on that miserably liberal continent! Your country is so liberal that the Crocodile Hunter, doesn't kill any animals, he merely cuddles them for a camera. Karl Marx would be proud.

Anyway, the best way to make your country more conservative is to tell the truth about liberals. Liberals are always wrong about everything, for example...Just point that out. And always remember; the best way to tell the truth is in neat little sound bytes that can be easily repeated.

Good luck, Dann!

Logic Leaves Liberals

The bible clearly states that you can not be evil if you are a Christian. The term 'evil' is reserved for those that are not Christian (i.e. The Jews, Muslims and about a billion Chinese People).

So therefore neither I nor George W. Bush can be evil.

This is just another example of the fallacious reasoning of liberals.

Here's another thing:

Liberals are stupid, Stalin-loving, monkey kissing, idiots and they are all hung like fungus gnats -
but TRY to explain that to a liberal and they just get hostile. Go on, try to explain that to them.

Liberals have no sense of humor

Liberals hate America. So they must hate things that are great. Liberals hate my books, for example. They also hate me.

Liberals are a hate group.

Here are some of the things they have said about me.

This woman is frightening!! She claims to speak for the 'silent majority', but the silent majority would run from her vicious ravings as fast as possible. This woman is plain and simple a spokes person for the Rabid Right Wing and anyone who calls themselves a true consservative would have NOTHING to do with her. Posted by: crabbygoat

Yeah, it's the SILENT majority. Meaning you don't hear their opinions except through me.

Here's another one:

shes such a bitch. shut up.

Eloquent. Obviously a communications professor.

why doesn't she just crawl back into the primordial ooze until all of the real god-fearing christians evolove

If evolution wasn't a liberal myth you'd be able to at least spell it.

And the liberals have tons of colorful phrases for me:
-The Hottest Drag Queen of 2005
-Satan's Comare
-Cundit
-Blond Kong
And my personal favorite 'Tit-ler'

Because that is all that the left has now - all insults and no substance. They are a bunch of terrorist loving, commie kissing, snot eaters whose only hope now is petty name-calling.

Like Bill O'Reilly said, "Smear merchants never prosper."

Green...with Envy

Apparently the liberals (Al Gore and his ilk) have infiltrated the All American institution of Chevron.
They have launched a new campaign called Go Green.

If the liberals had it their way we would all be riding bicycles. Riding bicycles just like the French. The French, people that are so much fun to bash I don't know why I didn't hate them sooner.


In Carol Lynn's America alternative energy would be like alternative music - a faded trend of the Clinton Era.

My First Book

Ah, the Clinton years. Such a magical time for conservatives. We impeached a president. We did. We proved that the people have the power to hold their leaders accountable for banging chubby interns.
And that's an important message to get out there.