This was left in the comments section by Dann:

Hi Carol Lynn.

I'm Australian and I fear our government isn't right-wing enough. What can I do to make my tiny, insignificant country more conservative?

You poor man, an intelligent, god-fearing conservative stuck on that miserably liberal continent! Your country is so liberal that the Crocodile Hunter, doesn't kill any animals, he merely cuddles them for a camera. Karl Marx would be proud.

Anyway, the best way to make your country more conservative is to tell the truth about liberals. Liberals are always wrong about everything, for example...Just point that out. And always remember; the best way to tell the truth is in neat little sound bytes that can be easily repeated.

Good luck, Dann!