Carol Lynn's America: June 2006

This was left in the comments section by Dann:

Hi Carol Lynn.

I'm Australian and I fear our government isn't right-wing enough. What can I do to make my tiny, insignificant country more conservative?

You poor man, an intelligent, god-fearing conservative stuck on that miserably liberal continent! Your country is so liberal that the Crocodile Hunter, doesn't kill any animals, he merely cuddles them for a camera. Karl Marx would be proud.

Anyway, the best way to make your country more conservative is to tell the truth about liberals. Liberals are always wrong about everything, for example...Just point that out. And always remember; the best way to tell the truth is in neat little sound bytes that can be easily repeated.

Good luck, Dann!

Logic Leaves Liberals

The bible clearly states that you can not be evil if you are a Christian. The term 'evil' is reserved for those that are not Christian (i.e. The Jews, Muslims and about a billion Chinese People).

So therefore neither I nor George W. Bush can be evil.

This is just another example of the fallacious reasoning of liberals.

Here's another thing:

Liberals are stupid, Stalin-loving, monkey kissing, idiots and they are all hung like fungus gnats -
but TRY to explain that to a liberal and they just get hostile. Go on, try to explain that to them.

Liberals have no sense of humor

Liberals hate America. So they must hate things that are great. Liberals hate my books, for example. They also hate me.

Liberals are a hate group.

Here are some of the things they have said about me.

This woman is frightening!! She claims to speak for the 'silent majority', but the silent majority would run from her vicious ravings as fast as possible. This woman is plain and simple a spokes person for the Rabid Right Wing and anyone who calls themselves a true consservative would have NOTHING to do with her. Posted by: crabbygoat

Yeah, it's the SILENT majority. Meaning you don't hear their opinions except through me.

Here's another one:

shes such a bitch. shut up.

Eloquent. Obviously a communications professor.

why doesn't she just crawl back into the primordial ooze until all of the real god-fearing christians evolove

If evolution wasn't a liberal myth you'd be able to at least spell it.

And the liberals have tons of colorful phrases for me:
-The Hottest Drag Queen of 2005
-Satan's Comare
-Cundit
-Blond Kong
And my personal favorite 'Tit-ler'

Because that is all that the left has now - all insults and no substance. They are a bunch of terrorist loving, commie kissing, snot eaters whose only hope now is petty name-calling.

Like Bill O'Reilly said, "Smear merchants never prosper."

Green...with Envy

Apparently the liberals (Al Gore and his ilk) have infiltrated the All American institution of Chevron.
They have launched a new campaign called Go Green.

If the liberals had it their way we would all be riding bicycles. Riding bicycles just like the French. The French, people that are so much fun to bash I don't know why I didn't hate them sooner.

In Carol Lynn's America alternative energy would be like alternative music - a faded trend of the Clinton Era.

My First Book

Ah, the Clinton years. Such a magical time for conservatives. We impeached a president. We did. We proved that the people have the power to hold their leaders accountable for banging chubby interns.
And that's an important message to get out there.